February “The Love Month”
Did you know that Human Beings are the only animals on the planet that shower and bathe for pure pleasure?? Oh yes bathing is necessary to keep clean, but how many times have you stepped into a shower or bath because it just felt good? There is no shame in showering for pleasure but every time you get into that shower or bath you could be spreading B.D. February is the Love Month so let’s help stop the spread of B.D. [Bathroom Disorganization]. B.D. can be stopped by simply slipping a caddy over your shower head before showering. We can stop unorganized showering in our lifetime. Till now, this has never been talked about openly, but I am not afraid to go where no shower caddy salesman guy has ever gone before. I am saying stop the madness people, use a caddy when you are in the shower. This “don’t ask don’t tell” thinking needs to stop today before someone gets hurt.
B.D. is a very serious condition and has many symptoms that you need to be aware of; if not for you for your children. The symptoms can range from a burning desire to go running from your bathroom or the worst is using your bathtub as a catch basin for bottles, soaps and tubes of God knows what. B.D. can lead to other more serious conditions such as Towelpiles and that is not something you want in your house. Towelpiles can be painful and lead to permanent stains. I know I am scaring you and I am sorry if I grossed you out with my discussion of Towelpiles, but I simply wanted to get your attention. This is nothing to be ashamed of. Anyone can fall victim to B.D.. The good news is the cure is closer than you think. Speak with an organized professional today, don’t be embarrassed about getting the help you need and stop spreading B.D. Reach out to a specialist like Michelle Zanoni. Her years of experience will get you back on the road to true organizational happiness. Don’t suffer another day, get out there and love the tub you’re in, after all it is the Love Month. This is Big Bill reminding you to always and I mean always Put Stuff in its Place.
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